"Hello I'm a tiger. I will be serving you today. Can I start you off with anything to drink?"
Growls,
Samantha
Friday, October 31, 2008
Wow....
In honor of the festivities, my stat teacher dressed up as a character from Star Trek. I would have found the outfit hilarious if it weren't for the fact that I didn't notice he was wearing a costume until the end of class.
Live Long and Prosper,
Samantha
Thursday, October 30, 2008
I take my coffee black......
I want to first start off by saying that my favorite Halloween candy off all time is candy corn. Even though it reminds me of candle wax, I cant get enough ( When I say candy corn I mean original. The pumpkin candy corn is just not the same). :)
If I could do one thing, anything in the world, I would hire a personal assistant and act like I always had a ton of important S#$T to do. I envy all of those people who reached the "personal assistant status." Seriously, rules do not pertain to any personal assistant. No person in their right mind would tell a colleague to simultaneously purchase coffee and wash a car in the matter of five minutes; but bosses would expect a personal assistant to complete that task in three. Who else in their right mind would be willing to complete ridiculous tasks for the sake of a boss? Honestly, I somewhat define the term success based upon the number of personal assistants an individual has ( owns?). Kimora Lee Simmons? SUCCESS! Boss of a major business that doe snot have a personal assistant? FAILURE!
Apologizing for Letting my Crazy Show,
Samantha
LIES
I am convinced that the entire science of biology is a complete lie that was though up by evil geniuses in order to explain occurrences that they were unable to figure out! I am aware that technology has allowed scientists to view microscopic parts of cells; but seriously, humans are able to see electrons transporting across a membrane. I don't think so. Here is what really happened; when writing in the official scientific journal, a combination of mad libs and scrabble was used to fill in pieces of missing information. "I need a noun." [ scrabble pieces are thrown against a wall] "M"..... "I"..... mi... mito.... MITOCHONDRIA!
I have always wanted to read the book "Lies my Teacher Told Me," but I cant bring myself to it. I do not want to know that all of the history courses that I took in high school were a complete waste of time (although sometimes I feel like most of my high school career was a complete waste of time). So here is a message for all of my teachers; please don't lie to me. If biology is pretend, I will continue learning for the sake of my GPA. Just don't try to convince me that something is real when it isn't ( FYI I really like my BIO teacher, I just hate science in general). Its similar to the whole "Santa" lie. UGH!
My membranes are too annoyed to transfer anything at the moment,
Samantha
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Yale Or Bust
I was reminiscing about some of my favorite teachers that I had in school, and one clearly sticks out of my mind. During my senior year of high school, all of my friends, including myself had a fabulous English teacher named Mrs. Wright. I am unable to describe her in words simply because there is no word in the English language that describes the fabulously that she exuded on a daily basis. I knew that AP English would be an enjoyable course once she told the class that she read the entire gossip girl series over the summer ( she must be in her fifties so this made me laugh). When talking amongst ourselves, me and a select number of friends would refer to her by her first name, Joan, just because the name sounded better. We did not refer to her as "Joan" because we were mocking her ( the name just fit with the entire persona) and we absolutely did not refer to her as Joan in front of her face. Sooner than we could ever imagine, everyone in both of the AP English classes would refer to her as Joan outside of the classroom :). Mrs. Wright still remains one of my favorite teachers simply because she always had a positive attitude. When I wrote for the high school news paper, for instance, one of the last articles that I wrote was about my big "college decision" and my apprehension about possibly attending OCC. Shortly after the paper was published, and shortly after I made the decision to go to OCC, I saw her walking in the hallway in between classes. She first told me that she really enjoyed my article and then asked what I had decided on. When I told her that I decided to remain home, she assured me that I did not make a wrong decision. She then said the line that I will never forget, "I mean, people go to OCC and then transfer to Yale." At that moment in time, my apprehension about attending my community college dramatically decreased. Thank You Mrs Wright!
Samantha
Sigh......
Right now, at this very moment, I am watching Obama live on CNN giving a speech in North Carolina. Someone literally just fainted and he stopped his speech in order to call attention to medical services. I am seriously watching this man speak and smiling and giggling like a little girl. If he does not get elected president, I'm moving to Canada. Right now, at this very moment, I am begging America to please make the right decision in six days. I need to go to college; and an opportunity to receive loans would take a tremendous amount of stress off my shoulders. Polar bears are some of my favorite animals. McCain is too old and too wrinkly to be president. Pailn is crazy. She is a crazy, crazy lady. Okay, someone else just fainted again. Right now, at this very moment, I am begging those who who are voting for McCain to please realize that you are jeopardising my future, stressing me out to no end, and basically trying to ruin my life.
I can't wait to see him on the daily show later!,
Samantha
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