LIES

I am convinced that the entire science of biology is a complete lie that was though up by evil geniuses in order to explain occurrences that they were unable to figure out! I am aware that technology has allowed scientists to view microscopic parts of cells; but seriously, humans are able to see electrons transporting across a membrane. I don't think so. Here is what really happened; when writing in the official scientific journal, a combination of mad libs  and scrabble was used to fill in pieces of missing information. "I need a noun." [ scrabble pieces are thrown against a wall] "M"..... "I"..... mi... mito.... MITOCHONDRIA!

I have always wanted to read the book "Lies my Teacher Told Me," but I cant bring myself to it. I do not want to know that all of the history courses that I took in high school were a complete waste of time (although sometimes I feel like most of my high school career was a complete waste of time). So here is a message for all of my teachers; please don't lie to me. If biology is pretend, I will continue learning for the sake of my GPA. Just don't try to convince me that something is real when it isn't ( FYI I really like my BIO teacher, I just hate science in general). Its similar to the whole "Santa" lie. UGH! 

My membranes are too annoyed to transfer anything at the moment,

Samantha